RI Personal Ad-Insane Cranston Female, 24, Seeks Male 24-35
Rhode Island Personal Ads
Cranston Female, 24, seeks a good looking, financially secure male for company, dating and eventually marriage.
“I know what you’re asking…. Why does she have a paper bag on her head? Good question. I could be really ugly under this bag, or I might be extremely attractive. The only way to find out for sure is to meet me in person. Are you interested? Here’s how I’d like to meet you.
Make a reservation for two to someplace nice. Federal Hill always work. I love Italian. Make it Via Roma Restaurant. The food rocks. Anywhoo, after you make the reservations, please email and send the time and day to meet. I’ll be at the restaurant, already wearing my bag and I won’t take it off until after dinner. (That’s right, I plan on eating through the bag!) After the meal, you pay the bill and I’ll remove the bag. Then you can decide if you like me, or not. If you think I’m hot, we can go on from there. If you don’t like me, we can go our separate ways. No harm done.
I will guarantee you one thing. Under this- bag, I’m either a perfect 10 or an ugly, ratty, -3. There is no in-between. It’s all or nothing.
Suppose I don’t like you?
Easy. In that event, I’ll get up and sneak out of the restaurant while you’re in the men’s room. ”
Thanks for reading my ad.
Love,
Erin B.
Cranston, RI