5 Reasons to Hire a Stand Up Comedian, Instead of a Stripper at Your Bachelor Party
1.) It’s good, safe, entertainment for ALL of your guests:
Think about the guest list before you consider hiring a stripper (over a stand up comedian) at your bachelor party. Your new father-in-law, your new brothers-in-law, her uncles, cousins, etc. Remember. You not only marry the girl, you marry the family.
Think of the impact that hiring a stripper could have on your new family. I can tell you for a fact that most fathers of the bride will be offended at your even entertaining the thought. They may not say anything, but I’ve been to more than one bachelor party where the father-in-law to be has walked out as the stripper was entering the room. And don’t think your bride to be will be all that thrilled with the prospect of a stripper at the most important party of your single life.
Hiring a comedian will alleviate all of that. Unless the comedian also happens to be a stripper.
2.) You don’t have to tip a stand up comedian.
Stand up comedians will gladly accept your tip, but you don’t have to stuff crumpled dollar bills in their underwear, unless you really want to. You’ll save money hiring a stand up comedian at your bachelor party. That’s important, especially if you want to raise some money for the groom.
3.) It doesn’t matter if you get an ugly stand up comedian.
Close your eyes and pretend you’re already at the bachelor party. Now picture the door to the venue opening and in walks the ugliest woman you have ever seen. It’s not your mother in law. It’s your dancer.
When you call a talent agency and request a stripper, no one is going to tell you that the girl they’re sending out is ugly. It’s a 50/50 shot. She may be gorgeous, she may be ugly. When a stand up comedian walks into the room, it doesn’t matter if he’s ugly or not. He just has to be funny.
2.) Strippers tell awful jokes.
It’s true. There’s only so many “A guy walks into a whore house” jokes that you can stomach.
1.) The boobs on your stand up comedian will be real
If you’re interested in hiring a funny stand up comedian for your bachelor party, call us at Ocean State Talent right now at (401) 301-5329. We’ll handle everything.