Hi! Recognize me? Tequila Bob from Woonsocket. They call me 4 Tequila Bob, because after 4 shots of tequila I work up the courage to come over to your table and hit on you. It works the same way everytime.

1.) I drink 4 shots of Cuervo
2.) I walk over to your table
3.) I tell you how hot I think you are and ask you to dance.
4.) You go “EWWWWW” and then tell me to F-Off
5.) Your boyfriend beats the shit out of me.

I’m 4 Tequila Bob and I’m a Rhode Island celebrity-I’ll see you again soon!