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| Written by Joe |
| Friday, 25 December 2009 13:25 |
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Hi Sexy, Sometimes when I run out of money,I crawl around on the floor looking for quarters that people have dropped. Sometimes people feel bad for me and drop a quarter or two on the floor and I run back to my machine as fast as I can and let it drop and pull the handle. DAMN! Another loser! That’s ok, I’ll find another quarter and try again! Hmmmm, what the hell else can I sell? Well, anyway! I’m looking for a really rich guy who will keep me in quarters until I keel over and die in front of my favorite machine. I’m 5′4″, 135 lbs and I’m 38 years old. It doesn’t matter what my breast size is, cuz’ you’ll never, ever see em’. I don’t have any desire for sex. Just slots. The guy I want to meet must understand that it must be a platonic relationship. NO SEX! Understand? Just quarters! Ordinarily, I’d leave my cell number, but Verizon shut me off a few months back for non-payment. Just find me at FOXWOODS CASINO. I’m easy to recognize! I’m the one yelling out, “Somebody lend me a quarter!” Will that someone be you? I hope so! Come to Foxwoods and let’s LIVE FOR THE WONDER OF IT ALL! Love,
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| Last Updated on Wednesday, 30 December 2009 14:24 |



