Hi! I'm a 34 year old NBM (Never been married), male, 5'9", 165 lbs. with receding dark hair and brown eyes.. I work in tech support for an insurance company in Warwick. I'm looking for a woman who longs to love-and loves to laugh!

I'm a practical joker at heart! I'm the guy you can count on to place a WHOOPIE cushion on the boss' chair, the fake vomit on the floor in the lobby and the plastic doggie poo in the cafeteria. I LOVE A GOOD JOKE!

There's this guy who works in Claims on the third floor. His name is Richard,and he's always chewing gum. Everyday, I make it a point of going up to him and asking, "Got any gum on ya' Dick? Get it? Gum on ya' dick!! That's too funny. I always crack up at that one!! He usually gets pissed off when I do it, but it's still very funny!

Once, I put trick soap in the men's room and the VP walked around all day with blood red hands. I laughed so hard I had to lock myself in the janitor's closet for two whole hours!

Anyway...

I need a woman in my life something terrible. I've been alone for a long,long time. I don't seem to have a great deal of luck with women. Every time I get lucky and do have a date, it usually ends up in disaster.

Once I had just shaken hands with a woman I been set up on a blind date with, and she slapped me across the face and walked away. Could it have been that joy buzzer in my hand? I guess we'll never know, will we?

Oh, well, If you want to meet a really nice fun guy who's a million laughs to be with, please answer my ad,ok?

HEY! I GOT YOUR NOSE!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!