Rent a Kid at Providence Rent A Kid and walk out of Caprio's Courtroom NOT GUILTY!

There's only one thing worse than having to make an appearance in court-and that's making an appearance in court and losing. That loud music charge you received on Chalkstone Avenue last month can easily cost you $100 or more. Traffic offenses, such as those for speeding, illegal parking, booting, etc., can easily double or triple for non-payment. A day in Providence District Court can easily cost you a week's paycheck....that is unless you know the judge's weakness....

Take Judge Francis Caprio, for example.

Ever seen Judge Caprio on television? Of course, you have. Frank Caprio is the star of cable-access favorite, "Caught in Providence". It's a fantastic show and Caprio is a fair, honest (and quite humorous) judge. But, Caprio has a weakness. That weakness is children.

Walk into Caprio's Court with a cute, smiling 4 year old and you might as well say "Adios" to that overtime parking ticket on Empire St.,or the red light camera on Valley St. The judge LOVES kids. That's his weakness.  The judge will ask the little one questions, such as, "Are you Mommy's lawyer?" and "What do you want to be when you finish school?" and everyone's personal favorite, "Did you eat breakfast this morning?" Caprio is a sucker for a cute kid, but before you think about bringing your satanic 16 year old nephew into the courtroom to charm Frank, you should  consider Providence Rent a Kid, first.

What's Providence Rent a Kid?

We're a child rental service located in downcity Providence. We rent children between the ages of 2-6 years old specifically for people who have to appear before Caprio. We've got boys and girls of all shapes and sizes. One thing the kids have in common? They've been classroom trained to charm the judge so much, he drops the charges dismisses your tickets or changes his mind about sending you to the ACI for 3 days.

Here what real Rhode Islanders have to say about Providence Rent-A-Kid:

"I rented twins who were so adorable, the judge dropped my public drinking charge and gave me money for the bus. Thanks Providence Rent a Kid!"

Brian B.-Pawtucket, RI

"I was lucky enough to rent a little girl who started singing into the microphone. Caprio melted like a ice cream cone in August. My tickets were dismissed and Caprio even had the boot taken off. Thanks Providence Rent A Kid"

Cheryl S.-Providence, RI

"Caprio dropped the parking tickets, but he still got me for loud music. It still cost me $100, but without a Providence Rent a Kid by my side I would have had to pay $950. Thanks Providence Rent A Kid!"

Maria M.-East Providence, RI

Don't go at it alone. Take along a true professional. Take a Providence Rent A Kid"

Providence Rent A Kid, 456 Thayer Street, Providence, RI (Next door to Pizza With a Hair On It) 1-888-KID-RENT