Dude,

If you need revenge on someone, there’s no better way to do it, than to take a whiz in their gas tank. Trust me, I’m no mechanic, but if you whiz in someone’s gas tank, it messes up their engine pretty badly.  I should know. I’ve been whizzing in people’s tanks for years now.They say that sugar will really mess up your motor, right? Well guess what? My doctor told me there’s sugar in my whiz, so I can really do a number on someone’s ride.

I guess I’ll get to the point now.

I turned this concept into a business. So, if you’ve always wanted to whiz in someone’s gas tank and don’t have the guts to do it, call me. I’ll whiz for you. That’s what Tank Wizard is all about.

Here’s how it works: You call me, tell me what car you’d like me to whiz in and I’ll take care of it. Maybe it’s an ex-boyfriend, former employer or the guy who cut you off on Atwood Ave. this morning. Whatever the reason, I’ll whiz in their tank. It’s easy and it’s very inexpensive. If I run into a problem, such as a locked gas tank, I can usually whiz through an open window or all over their windshield, or something. I’ll call you first and make sure that’s ok with you. Dude, don’t worry about anything. I never, ever get caught. I can run like a bastard!

Call Tank Wizard of Pawtucket Today! (888) 467-WHIZ Ask for John!